@ChrisPerkinsDnD Have you ever written, or considered writing, a D&D novel?
— James Winters (@James_Winters_Z) May 28, 2018
Nope. #wotcstaff https://t.co/1TOuxHD2Ay
— Christopher Perkins (@ChrisPerkinsDnD) May 28, 2018
A non-D&D novel?
— Joshua V C Parry (@jvcparry) May 29, 2018
Much more likely to happen (assuming I can get a phenomenal agent, of course). https://t.co/HfHuIksYD4
— Christopher Perkins (@ChrisPerkinsDnD) May 29, 2018
Best DM is something entirely subjective and there can not be one single definitive "best" out there. To think otherwise is not only silly, but utterly and completely wrong.
— Scarlet Moth (@ThatScarletMoth) June 4, 2018
When I watch folks DM online I mostly think about how well-adapted they are to their players. That’s the only goal. “Am I the best DM I can be for my players?” Seems a pretty low bar to set for yourself, but if it works…
— Carl R Olson (@SimonTVesper) June 4, 2018
I tailor my DMing to serve my players. But if my audience also includes spectators, I try to send them home happy as well. #wotcstaff https://t.co/mDE5f2Slnm
— Christopher Perkins (@ChrisPerkinsDnD) June 4, 2018
@TheEdVerse working on this Silverymoon map. Any tips for the High Palace architecture? pic.twitter.com/w8HV0xrlXp
— Eduardo F Vieira (@mineirodabahia) May 31, 2018
Is a castle. With sweeping curves to its walls (not vertical, but curve in and then up, gracefully, from their foundations). Much of Silverymoon's modest back streets are like real-life Portmeirion (sloped paths, archways, dwellings built across streets like "bridges above").
— Ed Greenwood (@TheEdVerse) May 31, 2018
1)
Right about now, wise adventurers lie low
Silent and still as corpses ungraved, until
With a roar, in the valley fire doth blow
And down there the dragon hath eaten its fill
…— Ed Greenwood (@TheEdVerse) June 19, 2018
2)
…
Shall we fare forth, or shall we stay?
In this dungeon or that one, shall we play?
Well, where do ye prefer to taste dismay?— Ed Greenwood (@TheEdVerse) June 19, 2018
1)
“Yon’s a haunted helm,” the dwarf warned. “See the rune?”
“Scratched there by one of your kin, a thousand years ago?”
“Aye.” The dwarf frowned. “How did ye know?”
“Just a guess.” And the warrior snatched up the helm and put it firmly on his head.#epic fantasy— Ed Greenwood (@TheEdVerse) June 7, 2018
2)
There was a flash of lightning, a sharp crackling, a reek of burnt hair, and the warrior staggered, face now bone rather than flesh, and glowing eerily.
“Whoa!” the dwarf snarled, retreating and bringing both axes up.
“Easy, there, Gurim,” soothed the warrior.#epic fantasy— Ed Greenwood (@TheEdVerse) June 7, 2018
3
“I’m still me. I’m just…undead, that’s all.”
Gurim blinked. “Just like that? I thought it—”
“Took longer? It does. I was already undead; this helm just shattered the illusory magic.”
“But…but ye don’t…”
“Smell? Exude that rotten reek? I BATHE. Try it sometime.”#epic fantasy— Ed Greenwood (@TheEdVerse) June 7, 2018
1)
The foremost knight reached the summit of the ridge and reined in so abruptly the knight behind him almost ran into him.
“What is it, Baeruld?”
Shakily, the foremost knight pointed. “Dragondoom! Dragons have come!”#epic fantasy— Ed Greenwood (@TheEdVerse) June 9, 2018
2)
The other knights peered. Plumes of dark smoke were billowing up from the distant villages below. They all stared—and then, in unison, relaxed.
“Nay, lad,” one of them said. “Note you the hue?”
Baeruld nodded.#epic fantasy— Ed Greenwood (@TheEdVerse) June 9, 2018
3)
“Yon’s paper burning; naught to fear.”
“PAPER? Why so much paper, all at once?”
“Recall ye the horn that greeted us, last peak?”
Baeruld nodded.
“Well, ’twas also a warning to the valley, of our return.”
Baeruld frowned. “But what do they want us not to see?”#epic fantasy— Ed Greenwood (@TheEdVerse) June 9, 2018
4)
“The wagers they’ve placed on us, to not return at all.”
Baeruld gaped. “But…our kin, our friends, our lovers…”
One of the older knights shrugged. “Be glad they find their entertainments, lad. We’d have far more wars, else.”#epic fantasy— Ed Greenwood (@TheEdVerse) June 9, 2018
How I Got to Write for Dragon Heist and Dungeon of the Mad Mage
on #WorldBuilderBlog. #DnD #RPG https://t.co/GCPTeVs2nU— James Introcaso (@JamesIntrocaso) June 7, 2018
You left out the part where we made you sing the flumph song. Most folks can’t bring themselves to do it, but you NAILED IT. #wotcstaff https://t.co/XdKeVmLRF2
— Christopher Perkins (@ChrisPerkinsDnD) June 8, 2018
Frick frack. I can’t sing so that’s me never getting to write for WotC.
— mazz (@mazzmatazz) June 8, 2018
If you can knit a flumph, you don’t have to sing the flumph song. #wotcstaff https://t.co/taTsHVgEnL
— Christopher Perkins (@ChrisPerkinsDnD) June 8, 2018
I can't sing, but is playing the flumph song on a piano acceptable?
— Docti (@Docti_Official) June 8, 2018
I should think so. You still have to make the fart sounds, though. #wotcstaff https://t.co/wQYZuLzBfp
— Christopher Perkins (@ChrisPerkinsDnD) June 8, 2018
@ChrisPerkinsDnD very super serious question.
…what would happen if you used a wish spell to turn Sylgar into a beholder?— Jess S (@seashellchimes) June 4, 2018
Assuming it thinks like a beholder as well, Sylgar might try to become the new Xanathar. #wotcstaff https://t.co/szQaHVSihp
— Christopher Perkins (@ChrisPerkinsDnD) June 4, 2018
