“It starts with one flumph”

“Prowling dragon glides through cloudless sky”

“Our heroes all turn in that direction, and behold the flicker of torchlight.”

“The King is making glug, glug noises as swiftly as he can.”

“Kings are…called to kings?”

“You see? We’re not thieves, we’re upholders of royal tradition.”

“And how diplomatic was whoever murdered you, when he did the deed?”

“Dragons gonna fry me alive”