Deep in dragon lair, what was the plan?
Wyrm breathes! Ahhhh! HOT DAMN!
Mighty be a crispy good time to retire, man!
WAY too hot! Eeeaaagh! Smells like scorched ham!
Is that a torch or was it our druid, man?
Tell me again, what WAS our plan?
— Ed Greenwood (@TheEdVerse) June 7, 2020
You with the death-ray eyes
Don’t be down, though I quite realize
It’s hard that certain someone to woo
When your deadly beams shining through
Can make them dead at your feet fall
The doom lurking inside you
Makes your chances at love so small
— Ed Greenwood (@TheEdVerse) June 8, 2020
Dragons gonna fry me alive
Diving down now to scour
They’re gonna fry me alive
Should have stayed safe in the slammer
I hear wyrm’s heart overhead, beating like a hammer
Help! I’m still alive
But way too late now to thrive
— Ed Greenwood (@TheEdVerse) June 9, 2020