“I was a mere crazed wizard”

“Well, Master Thief?”

“Secret doors, secret doors, in walls and ceiling and floor”

“The adventurers you hired, Your Majesty. They’re not happy.”

“Halt! Are you from the evil Empire?”

“Only six shelves left in the royal crypt, my Lord.”

“There were seven kings, and they each had seven sons, and so—”

“And a dozen mortally-wounded dragons raising a feeble dying roar”