If I played a warforged druid would I be contractually obligated to make the autobot transformation noise every shapeshift?

What’s a good way to emulate Burning Wheel’s Circles mechanic in D&D?

Just sayin that the Kenku’s inability to create anything new

“Why is yon book burning, yet not crumbling to ashes? It flames, but is not consumed! A miracle!”

Two weapon fighting as a bonus action has always bugged me