PLAYER: I raise my sword and—
DM: The bandit throws up his hand and shouts, "Wait!"
PLAYER: i wait, what's he got?
DM: He wants to invite you to his club.
PLAYER: lol so random! ok let's see this club of his
DM: Great, you take 1d4 bludgeoning damage.
PLAYER: damn you#dnd
— Justice Arman (@justicearman) April 22, 2021