This castle always smells like a cesspit
But the monster-haunted forest looms all too near
And though I’m heartily sick of it
On the whole, I prefer being safely in here

— Ed Greenwood (@TheEdVerse) October 13, 2018

1)
Madame Dragon sends her regrets
But she’s been unexpectedly delayed
It seems an invading army unaccountably strayed
So she had to devour them all

— Ed Greenwood (@TheEdVerse) October 13, 2018

2)
And though this army was quite small
Excessive ingestion of armor gives her the frets
And much shrapnel out of her dangerously jets
So another more suitable appointment must be made

— Ed Greenwood (@TheEdVerse) October 13, 2018