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“Palondra, see yon man in the bloody apron?”
“The butcher, yes.”
“As we reach him, you’re going to be smitten with lust for him. Leap from your saddle and smother him with kisses. If you hit him high, he’ll fall over…#epic fantasy …with you on top. Mind you kneel on his cleaver.”
“Right. Why?”
“HOW long have you been a courtier? Yet you still ask why? When given an order, just do it. Leave the thinking to us.”
“And when will you get around to it, lord?”#epic fantasy

— Ed Greenwood (@TheEdVerse) February 25, 2019