Never get involved in a land war in Mordor.That's right up on my don't do list under "Never leave Mirt unattended in the wine cellar"
— Dan_Lawyered (@LawyeredDan) September 7, 2017
You are wise! His thirst is prodigious, and his ingenuity at pumping and teleporting liquids nigh-endless!
— Ed Greenwood (@TheEdVerse) September 7, 2017
