chances are extremely good that if i started tweeting D&D answers or advice, it would be (intentionally) very bad answers and advice. no one should follow me If I’m standing directly in front of an NPC, looking them in the eyes. Then I roll 27 stealth. What should happen?#NoStupidDndQuestions

— Marty (@Pro_Rated) April 10, 2018

If you roll a 27 Dexterity (Stealth) check, you were never there. The NPC has no memory of you. Your friends don't remember you. Your family never knew you. You are a ghost, a long-forgotten dream. Your wife is now a spinster librarian. #wrongDnD #fakeJeremy https://t.co/wuhOUi3GQZ

— spoilers swag (@katewelchhhh) April 13, 2018