If bandits steal corpses and sell them to a lich, does that technically count as cryptocurrency?#dnd

— Justice Ramin Arman ➡️ PAX Unplugged (@justicearman) November 18, 2021

I learned this past weekend that the ultimate D&D adventure hook is a missing animal, especially if that animal is a brown cow named Coco, because your players will assume that Coco is magical and capable of producing chocolate milk.

— Justice Ramin Arman ➡️ PAX Unplugged (@justicearman) November 22, 2021

Last night at D&D, one of the characters used the phrase "bless your heart" in a conversation with kobolds who clearly didn't understand the context but adopted it anyway.

When an enemy goblin died, their kobold ally cradled its head and angrily hissed "BUHLESS EEYORE HAAART."

— Justice Ramin Arman ➡️ PAX Unplugged (@justicearman) December 5, 2021