I’m setting up a game of Curse of Strahd for some of my friends and it will be my first time as a DM. And I desperately need an answer to this question: how many left socks are equivalent to the value of a rare magic item? I’m not kidding. Help. #dnd @ChrisPerkinsDnD 🧦🧦🧦

— KixN'Giggles (@kixngiggles3) October 22, 2018

At least four, maybe five. #wotcstaff https://t.co/RkqokxT3sa

— Christopher Pumpkins 🎃 (@ChrisPerkinsDnD) October 22, 2018

Clearly five. Only a mad man has an even number of socks.

— Lennon Rich (@lennonrich) October 22, 2018

I have a whole drawer full of left socks at home. Dozens. Nay, scores! But I’m not mad. I’m fine. FINE. Nothing to see here. Begone, sock demon! https://t.co/0ijFLBoz9k

— Christopher Pumpkins 🎃 (@ChrisPerkinsDnD) October 22, 2018