1)
Here lies a poor dragonslayer who was always tired
She lived in a kingdom where no dragon retired
So her door-gong was forever frantically ringing 2)
While the populace at the latest dragon-carcass-feast was still singing
And when she wasn’t getting frosted or gassed, she was getting fired
She drew the line when a king suggested on her new dragonslayers should be sired— Ed Greenwood (@TheEdVerse) November 2, 2019
