1)
“Halt, halt, halt! Your reason for entering our fair kingdom?”
“I’m a merchant, headed for Crownport to make deals aplenty!”
“Hunh. Dressed like that? You look like an unshaven boar trying to disguise himself as a doxie!”#epic fantasy— Ed Greenwood (@TheEdVerse) January 17, 2019
3)
“Sirrah, I’ll have you know that in the kingdom I hail from, this is the current HEIGHT of fashion!”
“Amongst jesters and colorblind crossdressers, mayhap, but—”
“I’ll have you know I’m recognized locally as a CHAMPION!”#epic fantasy “Of what? Flouncing?”
“No!”
“Well what, then?”
“Artistic table-napkin-folding!”
“Oh, well, why didn’t you SAY so? Pass, champion artistic-table-napkin-folder! Crownport’s stews have pressing need of the likes of you!”#epic fantasy— Ed Greenwood (@TheEdVerse) January 17, 2019
