Epic Heroes!
Time ago I’ve found this Achievements list made by CountedCrow, over 150 funny rewarding Achievements to give more than Experience Points, a mix of combination of Videogame Achievements and RPG.

Unlock “Buzzkill” Kill an annoying NPC – “Dracarys” Kill an enemy with an animal – “Hadouken” Lob a flaming projectile at an enemy… and many more!

Download the reddit document: http://bit.ly/5eDnDachievements

5th Edition Achievements Update – higher quality, 151 total achievements, non-campaign specific.

Disclaimer!
These achievements are
the work of
many
D&D
players sitting down and creating a tool to alter
and enhance the way the game is
played, made
entirely for personal usage.
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I Shall Name You
Yoshi
Acquire a mount.
I Speak Jive
Act as the party translator.
Holla
Holla
Get
Dolla
Amass 1,000 gold pieces.
Mark It Zero
Argue with the DM over a dice roll.
Can You Do Me A Solid?
Ask a deity for a favor.
Helen Keller
Be deaf and blind simultaneously.
Overruled
Be ignored by the DM when citing rules.
Put The “
Tard
” In “Tardy”
Be the last person to the game.
A Wizard Is Never Late
Be the first person to the game.
Thief Of Fate
Be the only person to roll 20 at a session.
Hey, It’s
Enrico
Pallazo
!
Beat a performance check while in disguise.
You Bow To No One
Beat the campaign.
Did I Mention I’m A God Now?
Become deified.
What A Twist!
Betray the party for your own gain.
Homewrecker
Break up an NPC marriage or relationship.
Oh Yeah!
Burst through a wall.
One Mustn’t Tell Lies
Call out a lying NPC.
Did I Do That?
Cause a total party kill.
Not Today
Come back from 0 HP.
The Rains of
Castamere
Commit genocide.
Missionary Position
Convert an NPC’s religion.
The Black Wind Howls
Correctly predict another PC’s death.
Nuke It From Orbit
Deal 20 overkill damage to 1 enemy.
Fucking Hippie
Deal no damage in an encounter.
Walking Guillotine
Decapitate 20 enemies.
Maybe We Can Reason With It!
Defeat an enemy using only social skills.
Finish Him!
Deliver 10 coups de
grâce
.
Whoops!
Destroy an item necessary for a quest.
The Catalyst
Destroy the planet.
He’s Dead, Jim
Die for the first time.
Third Time’s A Charm
Die for the third time.
Fool Me Twice
Die for the second time.
Blue! No,
Yello
–
AUUUUUUUUGH
Die from a puzzle.
Butterfingers
Disarm an NPC.
Safety First
Discover a trap before it discovers you.
Flawless Victory
Don’t take damage in an encounter.
Heart Of Darkness
Enslave a people.
White Knighting
Expect sexual favors for saving an NPC.
Valar
Morghulis
Experience a total party kill.
She Turned Me Into A Newt
Experience a transmutation.
Karma’s A Bitch
Experience revenge from an old enemy.
Keaton Was Keyser
Söze
Fall for a red herring.
Half
T
he Title
Finish a dungeon.
Are You Not Entertained?
Finish an encounter within 10 rounds.
Clever Girl
Flank and kill an unsuspecting enemy.
Breaker Of Chains
Free 20 captive people.
20% Cooler
Get a better set of armor.
I Solemnly Swear…
Get a map.
Who Needs Rules?
Go a full session without touching your dice.
It’s Not A Tumor
Get a permanent deformity.
A Bird In The Hand
Get a worse result on a reroll.
It’s Just A Flesh Wound
Get dismembered.
And Stay Out!
Get kicked out of a public establishment.
Blue Falcon
Get your entire party dragged into trouble.
Who Needs Sleep?
Go 3 days without a long rest.
We Spared No Expense
Go broke.
Get Over Here!
Grapple enemies 3 times in 1 encounter.
Rasputin
Have 3 types of impairing conditions at once.
Avengers Assemble
Have the party gang up on a single enemy.
Something
Something
Sparta
Kick someone off a ledge to their death.
You Merely Adopted The Dark
Hit an enemy in complete darkness.
I’m Here To Lead, Not Read!
Ignore a crucial plot point.
Ain’t
Got Time To Bleed
Kill 3 enemies at half health in 1 encounter.
Deus Ex
Kill a deity.
Whose Life Is It Anyway?
Kill an enemy with an
improv
weapon.
Finesse
Kill an enemy with no overkill damage.
Fatality
Kill someone using the environment.
The Other Half
Kill a dragon.
Armaments 2:9
–
21
Kill a monster with a holy weapon.
Showoff
Kill all enemies in an encounter by yourself.
Buzzkill
Kill an annoying NPC.
Sic
Semper
Tyrannis
Kill a loved political figure.
I Can Kill You With My Brain
Kill an enemy using only skill checks.
Dracarys
Kill an enemy with an animal.
Double Tap
Kill an undead enemy with a head shot.
Nothing Is True
Kill an NPC without being seen or heard.
Long Live The King
Kill and replace a sovereign leader.
Sorry About The Mess
Kill someone in a public place.
Dark And Full Of Terrors
Kill someone in the name of a god.
Glutton For Punishment
Knowingly activate a trap.
Well, I Didn’t Vote For Him
Legitimately achieve high political status.
Nothing Personal, Just Business
Let a fellow PC die for your personal gain.
Hadouken
!
Lob a flaming projectile at an enemy.
Snake? SNAKE?! SNAAAAAAAKE
Lose the campaign.
They Didn’t Mention Any Math!
Miscount gold while splitting the loot.
The Power Of One
Make a success/fail difference with a +1 buff.
Don’t You Forget About Me
Meet with a recurring villain.
What Are You, Psychic?
Mix player and character knowledge.
Bloodbath And Beyond
Open a shop in a settlement.
Do You Hear The People Sing?
Overthrow a government.
That
Ain’t
Falco
Perform a combo with a fellow PC.
The Other Red Dragon
Practice cannibalism.
Stop Hitting Yourself
Reach 0 HP from a fumbled attack roll.
Tubthumping
Reach 0 HP twice in 1 encounter.
We’re
O
n
A
Mission
F
rom God
Receive divine direction.
Peace Sells
Reconcile differences between mortal enemies.
You Know Nothing, Jon Snow
Roll 1 on an intelligence check.
I’ve Fallen And I Can’t Get Up
Remain prone for 3 consecutive rounds.
It’s Levi
–
OH
–
Sah
Roll 1 on a spell cast.
French Tactics
Retreat from 5 battles.
Us Of Lesser Gods
Resolve a religious conflict nonviolently.
My Precious
Retrieve a
M
acGuffin
.
My Turn!
Revive an NPC just to kill them yourself.
More Like “This Advantage”
Roll 2 20’s on a disadvantaged roll.
I’ll Just Go Home Now
Roll 2 1’s on an advantaged roll.
All The World’s A Stage
Roleplay
your character exceptionally.
Friends,
R
omans, Countrymen…
Roll 20 on a persuasion check.
The Lady Protests Too Much
Roll 1 on a deception check.
Does That Mean I Go First?
Roll 1 on an initiative roll.
Did You Break A Mirror?
Roll 2 1’s in a row.
Single
–
File Solar System
Roll 2 20’s in a row.
Cirque Du Soleil Runaway
Roll 20 on an acrobatics check.
Wanna
See
M
y
M
ask?
Roll 20 on an intimidation check.
Crikey
!
Roll 20 on an animal handling check.
I Volunteer
A
s Tribute
Sacrifice yourself.
Friendship Is Magic
Save a PC in need.
Imperial Marksmanship Academy
Score 3 ranged misses in 1 encounter.
.000 Batting Average
Score 3 melee misses in 1 encounter.
Sexual Tyrannosaurus
Seduce an NPC.
Chaos Is A Ladder
Shift your alignment to chaotic.
You Either Die
A
Hero…
Shift your alignment to Evil.
Suck It,
Boromir
Simply walk into a well guarded place.
That Still Only Counts As One
Solo a large monster.
African Or European?
Spend more than 30 minutes on a puzzle.
The Cardinal Sin
Split the party.
Live, Damn You!
Stabilize a dying character.
99 Red Balloons
Start a war between 2 or more countries.
Sticky Fingers
Steal more than 100 gold.

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