1)
“Look! Floating above the pool! THE HORNED CROWN!”
“So it is, lass.”
“Well? Aren’t we going to…wait, what’s that smell?”
“Boiling acid. That’s what’s filling the pool.”#epic fantasy— Ed Greenwood (@TheEdVerse) July 29, 2018
3)
“Oh. Umm. So how do we get the crown?”
“We don’t, more’n’ likely. Didn’t you wonder, with all the bards singing of it for hundreds of years and all, how it happens to still be floating here? For us to find?” “WE may think we’re mighty conquering heroes, lass, but I tell you plain: the gods don’t bloody care. They’re sitting up there, eating snacks and quaffing nectar, watching idiots like us fall to their various waiting traps.
…#epic fantasy— Ed Greenwood (@TheEdVerse) July 29, 2018
5)
And yon crown is one of them.”
“That’s…mighty cynical.”
“Show me an adventurer who’s lasted long enough to be just a fool and not a blind, naïve fool, and I’ll show you a cynic. “I…that sounds profound.”
“I can write it down in a book if it’ll impress you more. If you want to have a try for yon crown, I can write your horrible death scene to go with it.”#epic fantasy— Ed Greenwood (@TheEdVerse) July 29, 2018