1)
“What’s going on down there?”
“I believe it’s an attempted invasion, Your Majesty. Outlander soldiers seeking access to the castle.”
“Can’t they read? Visiting hours are clearly posted!”
“Indeed, Highness. Perhaps illiteracy…#epic fantasy— Ed Greenwood (@TheEdVerse) October 13, 2018
3)
…IS involved. They may have misread a signpost some way back, and entered the wrong kingdom. However, now that they’re here, their intentions are clear. And clearly undesirable, from our point of view.”
“Well, yes. Soldiers…#epic fantasy are hell on larders, and even worse on wine cellars. And they ALWAYS eat with the wrong forks.”
“An undeniable tragedy, Majesty. Bordering on an outrage.”
“I’ve heard enough, Quilvaer. Inform them they are not welcome.”#epic fantasy— Ed Greenwood (@TheEdVerse) October 13, 2018
5)
…“I doubt mere words will convey that, through all the shouting and screaming and explosions.”
“Oh, convey our message in the usual manner, then. Have the contents of the cesspool pumped up to the battlements and…#epic fantasy sprayed down on them with full force.”
“Very good, Highness. And if, nevertheless, they persist?”
“Send all of our bards up onto the ramparts at once, to sing to them. THAT ought to do it.”#epic fantasy— Ed Greenwood (@TheEdVerse) October 13, 2018