1)
“WHAT is that terrible screaming and CRASHING noise?”
“Knights being hurled off the battlements. Your father’s having a bad day.”
“But—but those knights are my friends! And LOVERS!”
“Don’t let your father hear you admit that,…#epic fantasy— Ed Greenwood (@TheEdVerse) October 7, 2018
3)
… dear. He’s old-fashioned about such things.”
“What? But he has HUNDREDS of lovers! Every woman he likes the look of!”
“And if you bedded every woman he liked the look of, he probably wouldn’t mind. …#epic fantasy It’s that they’re MEN, dear. You see, he is one. He knows how useless they truly are.”
“They’re not useless. They DO have their uses. Well, one use.”
“Agreed. Reckless, then.”
“Well, some may be, but my knights? Reckless?”#epic fantasy— Ed Greenwood (@TheEdVerse) October 7, 2018
5)
“They bedded an unwed princess, didn’t they? And her mother? Under the nose of the man they knew the King to be? Reckless.”
“‘And her MOTHER’? Mother! How COULD you?”
“Daughter! How COULD YOU? Want to go round again?”#epic fantasy “You’re HOPELESS!”
“Precisely how I described you to your father.”
“And what did he say?”
“You do NOT want to know. Let’s just say that if you’d been a knight and not his daughter, he’d have had higher battlements built.”#epic fantasy— Ed Greenwood (@TheEdVerse) October 7, 2018