1)
As a sinister necromancer, he
Was superb at stitching pieces of the dead together
Then taking them outside in lightning weather
To rise in undeath under his decree— Ed Greenwood (@TheEdVerse) September 22, 2018
2)
The old king liked his servants for free
So when his ugliest, brawniest, most useful daughter
In battle led the frightful slicing and the slaughter
The grand result, from the leftovers cart, was me!— Ed Greenwood (@TheEdVerse) September 22, 2018
I curse the north, south, east and west of him
May he rot, putrefying all that is best in him
Aye, may no one who defies me unscathed stand
Let every foe be humbled at my command
And now, I’m believe I’m ready to benevolently rule this land— Ed Greenwood (@TheEdVerse) September 22, 2018