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“So is this one of the famous moving castles, then? In one place for a year, then when spring comes, it’s half a realm away?”
“Yes,” the tavernmaster admitted. “It always comes back again, though. So this road leads nowhere…#epic fantasy— Ed Greenwood (@TheEdVerse) September 23, 2018
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…only every other year. I brew beer in the off years, and keep up with the repainting.”
“Well, the King sent me to put a stop to all that. He wants his castles where they should be—and when it moves, its entire garrison…#epic fantasy vanishes, every time, and he has to recruit and train several hundred new soldiers.”
The tavernmaster eyed the thin young man with the abundant pimples. “You a mighty mage then?”
The young man drew himself up. “Indeed!”#epic fantasy— Ed Greenwood (@TheEdVerse) September 23, 2018
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…“Ah,” said the tavernmaster, fetching a cleaver from behind the bar and deftly splitting the young man’s skull with it.
“Moving castles and missing soldiers is one thing,” he grunted to the corpse, wiping brains onto his… #epic fantasy apron, “and that’s kings playing the usual idiot, as kings seemingly must, but wizards are something else entirely. Wizards are DANGEROUS.”#epic fantasy— Ed Greenwood (@TheEdVerse) September 23, 2018