Managing the D&D holiday party is the hardest part of my job. Tiamat eats enough for five, Primus tries to run everything, Strahd spends all night sulking in the dark in the spare bedroom, Moradin won’t budge from the keg, and Vecna never RSVPs.
— Mike Mearls (@mikemearls) December 22, 2018
Though that one year Vecna got drunk and kept slipping his eye into peoples’ drinks was pretty legendary. Until Gruumsh swallowed the dang thing. I guess eyeballs in a cocktail are kind if normal to bloodthirsty gods of destruction.
— Mike Mearls (@mikemearls) December 22, 2018
Does Mordenkainen even know he was invited?
— There is no Brad, only Zuul (@BufordTBuford) December 22, 2018
He’s never invited but somehow he always shows up, usually with Bigby, and spends all night trying to get Saint Cuthbert and Iuz to argue about religion and politics. https://t.co/WSysU1pBMC
— Mike Mearls (@mikemearls) December 22, 2018
So, for real, is Primus there? He was, but left at precisely 1:23 AM local time.
— Mike Mearls (@mikemearls) December 22, 2018