1)
“Lord Wolf! You’ve roused half the Castle!”
“Really? How MARVELLOUS! I’ve been trying to do that for YEARS. Now perhaps I can get some work out of them…”
“But Lord, WHAT HAPPENED?”
“Ask the crown.”
“What? It TALKS, too?”#epic fantasy— Ed Greenwood (@TheEdVerse) February 12, 2019
2)
“A figure of speech, Palonder. But yes, it was the source of that loud noise.”
“NOISE? Lord, the SouthSouthWest Turret shattered and fell into the moat!”
“Oh, dear. We’ll need to replace those chambermaids. Best to wait…#epic fantasy 3)
…until morning. If we break into cottages and hovels to recruit them when they’re abed in the middle of the night, they may correctly interpret our intentions.”#epic fantasy— Ed Greenwood (@TheEdVerse) February 12, 2019