1)
“Lord Wolf! Lord Wolf! The King demands your presence.”
“Demands, not requests? Hmm. Where is he at the moment? The Royal Bedchamber?”
“Yes, lord. It seems the Royal Bed broke.”
“Broke. I see. Truly, the King is mighty.”#epic fantasy

— Ed Greenwood (@TheEdVerse) February 5, 2019

2)
“He’s not in the bed alone, lord.”
“I didn’t think he was. Anyone I know?”
“I know not, lord. How many she-nagas have you made the acquaintance of?”
“That’s seldom a thing one tells, Lunder. Let me say: some. Did the King…#epic fantasy 3)
…seem, ah, SQUEEZED when he spoke with you?”
“Yes, lord.”
“Then I’ll hurry. And bring an axe.”
“Hmm. Hard to hide behind your back, lord.”
“Which is why you’re coming with me.”
“Danger pay, lord?”
“Of course. I’m cruel, not stupid.”#epic fantasy

— Ed Greenwood (@TheEdVerse) February 5, 2019