Yon dragon’s a vegetarian beast
Whose diet doesn’t let him keep human friends long
He’s talking with the latest chained slavey, a-shivering in gravy
They prepared because she got his favorites wrong
Eating her doesn’t interest him in the least— Ed Greenwood (@TheEdVerse) October 14, 2018
And then did that too-haughty queen
Spurn the pheasant, but filled her bowl with quail
And drank down the wine, deep and green
That I’d concocted from arsenic and ale— Ed Greenwood (@TheEdVerse) October 14, 2018
One potion makes you healthy
But the next one makes you crawl
And the ones the kindly priests give you
Do nothing to help at all
Yet it really doesn’t matter; one day, we’re all going to fall— Ed Greenwood (@TheEdVerse) October 15, 2018