1)
“What’s that?”
“Not a fish, so not interested. They only pay me for fish, so—”
“It’s a BARREL! Row over there and let me wrap it in the spare net, and we can tow it!”
“TOW it? YOU row! It’ll be like pulling THREE boats!”#epic fantasy— Ed Greenwood (@TheEdVerse) January 17, 2019
3)
“What do you want with an old waterlogged barrel, anyhow?”
“It could be full of wine! Brandy! Whisky! Or a dwarf or a halfling, like in the stories!”
“Hmmph. I’VE heard roast dwarf gives you gas. And halflings are stringy.” “Well, aren’t YOU the sudden gourmand? All right, we SELL the dwarf or halfling in the meat market, then. But if it’s booze, I’m keeping it!”
“Hold on. Half and half.”
“Only if we go half and half on the rowing.”#epic fantasy— Ed Greenwood (@TheEdVerse) January 17, 2019
4)
“Gods, you drive hard bargains. All right. Hold on, are barrels supposed to have tentacles jutting out of them?”
“WHAT? Row! ROW!”
{glub}#epic fantasy— Ed Greenwood (@TheEdVerse) January 17, 2019