1)
“What’ll we DO, Father? They mean to KILL us! They’re just waiting for Ma to get back and finish cooking the supper, and dish it up! Then they’ll, er, violate her, and kill us all, and eat it!”
“I know, son.”
“BUT???”#epic fantasy— Ed Greenwood (@TheEdVerse) October 8, 2018
3)
…“But I’ve shown them into the Locked Room, haven’t I?”
“Yes, but what good will THAT do? I can smell that they’re smoking all your cigars already!”
“Son, did you ever wonder why I keep the Locked Room locked?”
“For exalted… #epic fantasy guests. Are THEY exalted?”
“Nay. And nay. As in: they are not, and that’s not why I keep it locked. I keep it locked because all the furniture used to belong to the lich-lord. It’s alive.”
“Alive?”
“And hungry. So right about…#epic fantasy— Ed Greenwood (@TheEdVerse) October 8, 2018
5)
…NOW—”
“What are those SOUNDS? The wet, GNAWING sounds, I mean, not the shrieks!”
“The outlaws being eaten. By the furniture.”
“Ohhh, it sounds HORRIBLE. I think I’m going to be sick!”
“Here’s the bowl, lad. So don’t listen.”#epic fantasy Don’t listen? HOW?”
“Listen to me, instead, and answer my question.”
“All right.”
“Just where did you hear the word ‘violate,’ and how is it you know what it means?”#epic fantasy— Ed Greenwood (@TheEdVerse) October 8, 2018