Maybe it’ll turn out that dragons are like those civets that eat/poop coffee beans, and the process of going through their digestive system makes magic items even more powerful.
“How’s the sword doing?"
“Not vorpal yet. Wrap it in ham and feed the dragon again.”
— Scott Fitzgerald Gray (@scottfgray) August 1, 2021
Wrap it. In ham.
Yes, Scott. Yes.
— Dan Dillon (@Dan_Dillon_1) August 1, 2021
I hope people think about this the next time they go to kiss their sword.
— Brandy Camel (@Dayntee) August 1, 2021