The Lady’s beauty shone
And caught a royal eye, so now she’s gone
And no one in the castle is taking bets
That that’s one of the principal things His Lordship now regrets— Ed Greenwood (@TheEdVerse) January 17, 2019
The princess is soft and sly and young (and in truth, is utterly depraved)
But though she daily (and nightly) flirts with all Nine Hells
With the things she does and the lies she tells
On the whole, I think her reputation can still be saved— Ed Greenwood (@TheEdVerse) January 16, 2019
The warrior bishop was (let’s be polite) mentally dim
He was sent to cleave the devilish dragon in two
But clove it so often he reduced it to stew
And now it’s but a heap of slithery goo
In which he slipped and cracked his holiest limb— Ed Greenwood (@TheEdVerse) January 16, 2019