1)
“I believe the preferred phrase is ‘Hold My Ale.’”
“While you do WHAT, exactly?”
“See the mayhem down there in the throne room?”
“Is that a trick question? Of COURSE; how could I not?”
“Good. Yet you haven’t seen REAL mayhem…#epic fantasy— Ed Greenwood (@TheEdVerse) October 11, 2018
3)
…… YET. Watch.”
“What’re you—ohhhh.”
“Exactly. What’s better than a room full of furious nobles daggering courtiers and being sworded by guards? A room full of all of them trying to do that whilst slipping on thousands of…#epic fantasy marbles rolling underfoot.”
“Was that your new spell, then? Flood of Marbles?”
“CONE of Marbles, please. And it’s ONE of my new spells. Behold the other.”
“Oh, gods! What do you call that? Storm of Whipped Cream?”#epic fantasy— Ed Greenwood (@TheEdVerse) October 11, 2018
5)
“You guess correctly.”
“The King’s going to be FURIOUS. He’s going to need dozens of new nobles. And courtiers. And guards.”
“And if he learns anything from experience, new decrees banning the casting of spells in the Palace.”#epic fantasy “The King? LEARN anything? Ahahahahahahaha!”
And that is how laughing became treason in the kingdom of Arlingstoke. #epic fantasy— Ed Greenwood (@TheEdVerse) October 11, 2018