1)
“The dragon? This way. Around that bend you’ll see a cavemouth carved like a gaping fanged mouth; THAT’S the way in!”
“But the smoke’s coming from up there. Isn’t that a back way in?”
“If you want to suffocate in the… #epic fantasy— Ed Greenwood (@TheEdVerse) January 25, 2019
3)
…dragon’s smoke and then have your lifeless body fall from a great height to shatter on the cavern floor, yes. Otherwise, no.”
“Ah. Thanks. Right, the scary cavemouth it is, then.”
“Best of luck.”
“Thank you. I have a feeling…#epic fantasy I’ll need it. I’ll just—EEEEAAAAGH!”
“The teeter trap?”
“The teeter trap.”
“Just of curiosity, why don’t you disable all of the dragon’s outside traps?”
“Because there is no dragon, anymore. Died years ago. But the tourist…#epic fantasy— Ed Greenwood (@TheEdVerse) January 25, 2019
5)
…traffic in dragonslaying adventurers is what this town is BUILT on, lad. So excuse me, I have to go hide his body and reset the trap. Then take the secret door to go stoke the fire, or the dragonsmoke will fade away. And we…#epic fantasy can’t have that. As the dragon said—his last words, they were—economic imperatives must rule, or we all starve. Words to live by. Or in this case, die by.”#epic fantasy— Ed Greenwood (@TheEdVerse) January 25, 2019