1)
“Aldred! Come quick! There’s someone in the North Tower!”
“Oh? Who?”
“A man with a spear. Stuck his head out—no lantern—and made a rude gesture at me.”
“THIS gesture?”
“Yes.”
“Uh-huh. Carry on. That was just the ghost.”#epic fantasy— Ed Greenwood (@TheEdVerse) October 23, 2018
3)
“We have a GHOST? And no one TOLD ME?”
“We LIKE you, Aldred.”
“Well, uh, thanks…but, ah, what does that have to do with it?”
“And, liking you, we wanted to enhance your life experience. By adding suspense, in this case.”#epic fantasy “Suspense? I got a horrid fright!”
“And lived to bitch about it. See? Enriching. The ghost likes you, too.”
“WHAT? And just how d’you know THAT?”
“You got the gesture. Not the bone-chilling spectral spear up your behind.”#epic fantasy— Ed Greenwood (@TheEdVerse) October 23, 2018