1)
“Skeevix, is that a human down there? Or is the sphere of many eyes bored again, and I’m seeing one of its amuse-itself illusions?”
*sniff sniff* “SMELLS human.”
“Good. Cover me. I’m going down.”#epic fantasy— Ed Greenwood (@TheEdVerse) February 1, 2019
3)
“Goront, I don’t think you mean the same thing by ‘cover me’ as…never mind. Careful, now, humans are capable of just about ANYTHING. Why, just last m—GORONT! What are you DOING?”
“Trick question, Skeevix? What does it LOOK…#epic fantasy …like I’m doing?”
“Shapeshifting into a grotesque exaggeration of the shape of an overly-endowed human female. WHY?”
“I’m told human males find this irresistible.”
“Mayhap. But not if you shift right in front of them. …#epic fantasy— Ed Greenwood (@TheEdVerse) February 1, 2019
4)
… They aren’t ENTIRELY stupid. Just MOSTLY stupid.”
“Is that why it’s yelling at me and drawing its sword?”
“Likely. It’s how they respond to most meetings that don’t involve throwing food or money at them.”#epic fantasy— Ed Greenwood (@TheEdVerse) February 1, 2019