Hey all – I have enough followers now that answering questions is getting overwhelming. If you could do me a favor, please cast any D&D questions so that I can answer with a yes or no. Thanks!
— Mike Mearls (@mikemearls) February 15, 2018
Can I post more funny screencaps of you from the d&d beyond videos?Yes!
— Mike Mearls (@mikemearls) February 15, 2018
Can you please answer this question with the letters “D&D” in it? 😃 D&D!
— Mike Mearls (@mikemearls) February 15, 2018
Am I your favorite villain? Yes!
— Mike Mearls (@mikemearls) February 15, 2018
do rakshasas like belly rubs y/n Yes
— Mike Mearls (@mikemearls) February 15, 2018
Do you find the Tarrasque sexy?
Will I see you at Reno? 😉 Yes
No— Mike Mearls (@mikemearls) February 15, 2018
If a demi-plane has portals to all demi-planes that do not have portals within themselves, does that demi-plane have a portal to itself?No
— Mike Mearls (@mikemearls) February 15, 2018
Yes
— Mike Mearls (@mikemearls) February 15, 2018
Can a dragonborn have sex with a female (older) halfling? I need to prove someone wrong.Sure man I don’t judge
— Mike Mearls (@mikemearls) February 15, 2018
Just to check, would this be proper format?
yes— Mike Mearls (@mikemearls) February 15, 2018
If you were a bard and had the chance to break a maze with a folding boat, would you do it? YES!
— Mike Mearls (@mikemearls) February 15, 2018
Would you be willing to clone yourself to make more D&D and answer more questions?
Check One:
✔ Yes
✘ No YES— Mike Mearls (@mikemearls) February 15, 2018
Is there any reason my blade singer can’t be even more overpowered by cheekily giving his familiar a ring of spell storing with haste in it so it can trigger the spell on him while literally shanking someones brains out with Shadowblade? No
— Mike Mearls (@mikemearls) February 15, 2018
Is 42 the answer to everything?
Yes— Mike Mearls (@mikemearls) February 15, 2018
Could Mordenkainen conjure a burrito so hot that he couldn’t eat it? yes
— Mike Mearls (@mikemearls) February 15, 2018
The door on the left has a sign that says “Danger”, the door on the right has a really pretty wreath. When you open the door on the left do you take a kitten for protection? yes
— Mike Mearls (@mikemearls) February 15, 2018