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Q: “My spouse is an adventurer, and returned from his latest dungeon foray covered in a blue-glowing fungus that not only sticks to his skin, but CRAWLS slowly all over it. If plucked or scraped, it brings his skin with it! #AskElminster— Ed Greenwood (@TheEdVerse) March 19, 2019
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What should I do?”
Elminster Saith: “Procure ye some elverquisst or seawine, and pour it liberally all over the creep-thluk, for that is what thy spouse has. The growth will become drunk, and curl up at all edges to have a…#AskElminster3)
…good writhe; pluck it off, drop it into a hot skillet, and fry in boar fat or ox-tallow, with a little dill and wild onion. When the glow fades, ’tis done. Delicious. Thy urine will glow blue for a night and a day after…#AskElminster— Ed Greenwood (@TheEdVerse) March 19, 2019
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…dining, and if collected in a clear vessel, can be used as a dim-lamp for that time.”#AskElminster— Ed Greenwood (@TheEdVerse) March 19, 2019
I do hope that glowing ammonia urine won’t hurt the environment—if used in one’s vegetable garden, will it cause future plants to grow or else sprout said creep-thluk? Too much urine kills plants, grass, even trees! However, in moderation, and especially mixed in a "manure tea," it's just fine for helping plants to grow (NOT glow ;} ), and no, won't cause creep-thluk. ;}#Realmslore
— Ed Greenwood (@TheEdVerse) March 20, 2019