If you get hired as Wizards’ newest D&D game designer and your name is “Chris” or “Kate,” a new name will be assigned to you. We can’t have more than two people with the same name in a department so small without making the non-Chrises and non-Kates nervous. #wotcstaff
— Christopher Pumpkins 🎃 (@ChrisPerkinsDnD) October 20, 2018
By being peachy and keen. #wotcstaff https://t.co/4US9MYElEy
— Christopher Pumpkins 🎃 (@ChrisPerkinsDnD) October 20, 2018
Seems legit. Make sure they're cool names though
— ride shiny & chrome (•̀⌄•́) (@immortanjill) October 20, 2018
Tanis von Battlehammer has a nice ring to it. #wotcstaff https://t.co/1zEfiL2t3e
— Christopher Pumpkins 🎃 (@ChrisPerkinsDnD) October 20, 2018
.. can we get a new name even if we're not named Chris or Kate?
— Joseph Thater (@TheOzymandiasII) October 20, 2018
Yes, but you don’t get to pick it. https://t.co/Ptb5tq5bIt
— Christopher Pumpkins 🎃 (@ChrisPerkinsDnD) October 20, 2018
What's the density of "Mikes", because that's been a pretty big problem in my career, so far.
— Mike Spookhead (@flarkminator) October 20, 2018
We have one Mike, and he prefers to be called “Generalissimo Miguel de Mearlio.” https://t.co/cTWHDp1tWP
— Christopher Pumpkins 🎃 (@ChrisPerkinsDnD) October 20, 2018
What if it’s spelled Kris? Does that count too?
— mandaX (@minervax) October 20, 2018
That’s clearly a misspelling. https://t.co/7aUS3xNA0p
— Christopher Pumpkins 🎃 (@ChrisPerkinsDnD) October 20, 2018
In the event my name WAS Chris and I was hired, what would my replacement name be?
— Matt Beelzebernathy (@Matt_Abernathy) October 20, 2018
We’d form a committee to decide that. #wotcstaff https://t.co/APUk8iNisK
— Christopher Pumpkins 🎃 (@ChrisPerkinsDnD) October 20, 2018
I'm sure there is room for a Zack.
— Zack Sporen, Stranger on the Streets of Fate (@zacksporen) October 20, 2018
Ackzay in the oomray? https://t.co/MMDkGWg4Rs
— Christopher Pumpkins 🎃 (@ChrisPerkinsDnD) October 20, 2018