1)
“Er, Lord Wolf, that suit of armor ahead? It’s growing tentacles!”
“Armored tentacles?”
“Yes.”
“CESS. This will cost me magic I’m loathe to expend. I’m getting low again. We’re going to have to invade the Keep.”
“Er, WHAT?”#epicfantasy— Ed Greenwood (@TheEdVerse) July 16, 2019
2)
“The two of us, Palonder. Before we open the butler’s pantry door and let the tentacles have the place.”
“Yes, but—but—resident garrison of invading army?”
“I had not forgotten. We’ll have to be ruthless.”
“Er, meaning?”#epicfantasy 3)
“Extermination rather than random murders, as we proceed. My fighting-scores-of-foes-at-once skills are fading as I grow old, Palonder. I’m going to have to be as heavyhanded, accident-prone, and casually vandalistic as most…#epicfantasy— Ed Greenwood (@TheEdVerse) July 16, 2019
4)
…trained soldiery, I’m afraid.”
“Oh, I’d thought you’d started doing all of those things already, Lord. You know, as practise.”
“Your insolence, Palonder, is blossoming nicely. You’ve been practising, too.”#epicfantasy— Ed Greenwood (@TheEdVerse) July 16, 2019