I rode a dainty little blue unicorn
To a warm and placid lake of honey
But my telling of that ride met with scorn
And the sane folk in town started looking at me funny— Ed Greenwood (@TheEdVerse) August 13, 2019
The princess seduced a high priest anointed
But in the morning rose and left him, vastly disappointed
Over tea she pondered seducing another
But switched to sailors on the advice of her mother— Ed Greenwood (@TheEdVerse) August 13, 2019
Obey the King and stay well clear of the Queen
And it may be years before you’re in your grave so green— Ed Greenwood (@TheEdVerse) August 14, 2019
