And hast thou slain the dragon already dead?
And plundered its hoard, of every gem and all the coins of massed octroi?
O frabjous day! Warrior of the workaday!
We’ll against new fearsome monsters you soon deploy!
— Ed Greenwood (@TheEdVerse) December 29, 2019
He took the furiously-struggling elf in hand
Saying sternly, “Slave! Desist! You I lawfully bought!”
She snatched his axe, spat, “Give me not one command!”
And split the dome that held his organ of thought
— Ed Greenwood (@TheEdVerse) December 30, 2019
I find myself old and tired, so look now, my archwizard’s mantle I doff
And to all who want to hire me to hurl spells, even kings, I utter a cheerful duck off
— Ed Greenwood (@TheEdVerse) December 31, 2019