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“Excuse me, Your Majesty, but dwarves have arrived unheralded at the back gates, with seven wagons full of stone caskets. They say you ordered them, and refuse to turn back.”
“Nor should they. Have them unload the caskets…#epic fantasy— Ed Greenwood (@TheEdVerse) November 11, 2018
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…into the south stable block, then report here to me for payment. Then give them whatever ale they want—in casks, mind, DON’T serve them!—and get them out of here and on the road home as fast and as QUIETLY as you can.”#epic fantasy “But what do we want seven wagonloads of stone caskets for?”
“Shoring up the southeast turret, remember?”
“Oh. Brilliant, sire! Fast and cheaper than having stone blocks quarried! Shall I set the gardeners to work filling… #epic fantasy— Ed Greenwood (@TheEdVerse) November 11, 2018
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…them with gravel?”
“No, Jathenkins, that won’t be necessary. King Pronder and I have decided to have a little border skirmish as a pretext for raising taxes, so we’ll have bodies to fill them soon enough.”#epic fantasy— Ed Greenwood (@TheEdVerse) November 11, 2018
