@mikemearls I just tried convincing a pack of gnolls to flee but it turned out they didn't understand abyssal, why don't they?
— Gösta (@Gozper) July 5, 2017
Intelligence 6 – they're making the most of what they have to learn one language! https://t.co/kkDjfSDYSH
— Mike Mearls (@mikemearls) July 5, 2017
@Gozper also, per Volo's, only the leaders speak Abyssal. And Gnoll can't handle any complex concepts.
— Dean DM (@DeanMSimmons) July 5, 2017
Which is why the accounting team at WotC had to bring their gnoll intern program to a sudden and tragic end. #wotcstaff https://t.co/uHVFELcHXg
— Mike Mearls (@mikemearls) July 5, 2017
Was it the language barrier, or the fact that they kept trying to eat the other interns?Actually, they kept filing expense reports for arrows and demon ichor. Do that stuff on your own time!
— Mike Mearls (@mikemearls) July 5, 2017
How much of the accounting team did lose from the gnolls interns lashing out? 😉
— Mark Craddock (@Sunsword) July 5, 2017
This is finance we're talking about. The weakest among them is a 10th-level mathemagician. https://t.co/yzlHBW2gWc
— Mike Mearls (@mikemearls) July 5, 2017